Vague bullet
‘Managed campaigns’ is not a result. It’s a warm-up.
Career defense, activated
Your résumé is doing its best.
It needs a better editor.
Bulletproofed finds vague bullets, corporate word soup, missing proof, and hard-to-scan formatting—then gives you sharp rewrites that sound like you on a very good day.
One free signed-in roast per day. Direct, never demeaning.
Your draft
We look for weak bullets, empty jargon, missing proof, and buried wins.
Sign in to roast
Demo mode uses a deterministic career-coach roast. No résumé text is sent to an AI provider.
Threat assessment
Savage on the copy. Serious about your career.
Every jab points to a fix. We flag the parts that lose attention, then hand you the words that earn it back.
Built for the six-second recruiter scan.
Missing receipts
Good work happened. Your numbers are hiding under the desk.
Recruiter speed
Put outcomes first so the good stuff survives a six-second scan.
Upgrade your defenses
Five roasts. One less reason to cringe.
The $9 one-time credit pack gives you five structured reports, stronger bullet rewrites, and screenshot-ready scorecards. No sneaky recurring charge.
- Five structured critique reports
- Specific rewrite suggestions
- Outcome and metric prompts
- Screenshot-ready summary cards
$9
Five résumé roasts
“It called my résumé ‘a LinkedIn post with no punchline.’ Annoying. Accurate. I got interviews after the rewrite.”
— A person who now uses metrics